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how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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When people say "you're fat" →
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- when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
- when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
- when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
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isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
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